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12.6.05

In Praise of Rednecks

The Chief has some good words to pass along:

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half-dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God".

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


Yeah, stick that in your multiculturalism.
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3 Comments:

At 19:18, Blogger Lucy Stern said...

Guess I'm a redneck.

 
At 12:27, Blogger Master of None said...

hahaha funny. I have a blog of Southern humor you might enjoy. Check it out sometime.

 
At 20:45, Blogger T. F. Stern said...

Master of none...funny? This may not be funny as much as it is real.
I suppose I am a sun burned red neck then.

 

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