De' fliengde Vuogtlänn'r

Observations, rants, etc. from a guy who really gets around.

11.12.07

Angels We Have Heard On High...

....weren't singing these songs. Hat tip to Lauren for this. :-)

There's a Christmas song to suit every personality.


* Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

* Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* Dementia: I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees

* Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* Attention Deficit Disorder: Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* Depressive: Away In A Manger, leaving me here all by myself. No one to talk to. No one cares.

* Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

1 Comments:

At 00:53, Blogger T. F. Stern said...

I've seen this before, a nice light hearted way to remember not to be so serious as not to laugh a bit.

 

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