De' fliengde Vuogtlänn'r

Observations, rants, etc. from a guy who really gets around.


Another Favorite Recipe

Elephant Stew


1 Elephant
10 Warthogs
100 kilograms tomatoes
half-ton potatoes
2 bags carrots
100 kilograms salt
1 wheelbarrow onions (heaped)
10 liters vinegar
20 liters chutney
4 Guinea fowl
2 rabbits (optional)


Hunt the elephant, warthog and guinea fowl. Hang guinea fowl to ripen. Cut elephant into edible chunks, (will take about a month). Boil the warthog with other ingredients (except guinea fowl) until nice and juicy. Now boil elephant chunks over high flames until tender. (will take about 4 weeks) and add everything together. Boil for another 5 to 7 days.

Produces about 3,500 helpings.

Note: If the above isn't enough, add the two rabbits. But be careful to use rabbits, and not hares. Some people object to hare in their stew.


At 18:48, Blogger T. F. Stern said...

Nice to see you haven't lost your form...

At 01:15, Blogger Lucy Stern said...

Only two bags of carrots? I thought there would be at least four....My recipe is just a tad different from yours. No hares in my stew either.


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