De' fliengde Vuogtlänn'r

Observations, rants, etc. from a guy who really gets around.


New Terrorist Threat

At Sydney Airport today, an individual -- later discovered to be a public school teacher -- was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.


At 20:37, Blogger T. F. Stern said...

small groan...


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