Spirit Mail

Have you ever wondered how people communicate in the after-life? I mean, do they have some sort of celestial e-mail system? When I get over there, can I send a nasty-gram to Erich_Honecker@Hell.org and say "Hey! Thanks a pantload for building that stupid Wall in Berlin and tearing my family apart."?

But if you could e-mail anyone on the Other Side, who would it be and what would you say? Example:

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From: Jahn@Earth.com
To: Satan@Hell.org
Subject: Britney Spears

What's up with this? She started out as a Mouseketeer and look at what you've got her doing.

Thanks a pantload, you schmuck.

Or:

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From: Jahn@Earth.com
To: Buddha@Heaven.org
Subject: Koan

So, what the heck is the sound of one hand clapping?

Or:

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From: Jahn@Earth.com
To: Ludwig.van.Beethoven@Heaven.org
Subject: Unfinished Symphony

Did you ever finish that thing? Will you let me hear it when I get over there?


Or:

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From: Jahn@Earth.com
To: Josef.Stalin@Hell.org
Subject: Climate

Hot enough for ya?

Or:....

Well, you get the idea. More as they come to me.

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