De' fliengde Vuogtlänn'r

Observations, rants, etc. from a guy who really gets around.


My Dream Girl

It was like at first sight

It was magical. We sat by the stream under the rainbow and held hands while the unicorns danced.

Butterflies fluttered by as the frog king croaked and was buried by his loyal subjects.

Her eyes were like limpid pools with no lifeguard on duty. She leaned in toward me and said "Jahn...

And then the damn alarm clock went off.

Strange Days indeed. -)


Old Habits Die Hard

OK, so the other day I popped around to Ye Olde Credit Union to use the ATM (which they had apparently gotten from an ATM machine, but that's another story). The machine was out of service, so I had to go inside. After transacting my business, I turned to go and said to the teller "Bueno..... bye".

You can take the man out of the Southwest, but you can't take the Southwest out of the man. :-)

Traveling Abroad

The hard way.

Pay close attention to Step 23.


The Three Husbands

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Washington, and bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning . He said that it took a couple of days, but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska, and he bragged that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. He said he did not see any results the first day, the second day things were a little better, but by the 3rd day the house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from New Mexico, and he boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and she was to have hot meals on the table for every meal. He said that the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything. By the 3rd day, the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper :o)