Hello? Mr. Worden?
(Sometime, I'll have to explain who Mr. Worden is.)
Some moron from the local newspaper has been calling here and hanging up on my answering machine. Today, I caught him.
Him: Hello, this is Paul from the Chattanooga Times-Free Press....
Me: Oh, yeah. You're the one who keeps hanging up on my answering machine.
Him: Yes, sir. I....