De' fliengde Vuogtlänn'r

Observations, rants, etc. from a guy who really gets around.


Leave It To Bieber

Here's a quick quiz:

In 10 seconds, name 3 famous baritone singers.

Couldn't do it, could you? I'm not surprised.

Lately, it seems that all the famous male "singers" sound like they're still in junior high school.

What's this world coming to?


Overheard In The Temple

Overheard in the Atlanta Temple:

Temple Worker (to a man seated by himself on the end of a row):

"Are you waiting for your wife?"

Temple Patron:

"N... Uh, yeah actually. For some years now."

(I disavow any knowledge as to who that brother was.)


Bah! Humbug!

I love Christ, but I hate Chri$tma$.

"If I could work my will, every fool who goes about with ('Happy Holidays') on his lips would be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."

/Ebenezer Scrooge

"Happy Holidays", indeed! Merry Christmas.